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Couch
The Swiss Army knife of acro poses: a couch-family base for playful machines and sofa logic.
Couch
Why it matters
The Swiss Army knife of acro poses.
Couch is where lazy furniture becomes acro infrastructure.
Krishna flute poser Dave gets a pass here. The couch family is useful.
What it is
Couch is a basic pose and a family root.
It sets up sofa logic, CPS, CPW, CPT, and other weird little machines that look like jokes until the timing gets serious.
Incoming
- standing / assisted setup
- beginner couch entry
- sofa-family setup
Entry
- establish the seat
- keep the flyer readable
- make the return path obvious
Exit
- back to standing
- couch-family reset
- into machine route
Goes to
- Crotch Paper Scissors
- sofa-family machines
- flow reset
What breaks
- pair treats the pose like actual furniture
- seat is not stable
- flyer changes shape before the base has the map
- machine begins before Couch exists
Field notes
Couch is humble.
That is why it hides good machines.
Sources / attribution
Reference links
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