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Buddha Roll
A reverse-throne washing machine with a Panda Drop / through-pass to Bat and a fluid return.
Buddha Roll
Why it matters
Buddha Roll is Reverse Throne with a trapdoor under the cushion.
It goes through a Panda Drop / through-pass, finds Bat, and comes back up again.
Do it with style.
Do it in one fluid motion.
And for the love of all ankles and tiny gods: have spotters ready for the through-pass.
What it is
Buddha Roll is a reverse-throne washing machine.
The clean map:
- Reverse Throne.
- Panda Drop / through-pass.
- Bat.
- Return / roll back up.
- Reset.
It is soft when owned.
It is spicy when rushed.
Core loop
Incoming
- Reverse Throne
- throne-family machine setup
- Throne Twist / Swinging Gate
Entry
Start from Reverse Throne.
The pair must know the Panda Drop / through-pass before the flyer commits.
The base does not just “let it happen.”
The base guides the door.
Exit
- Bat
- back up to Reverse Throne
- throne-family reset
- safe dismount
Goes to
What breaks
- flyer drops before the pass is ready
- base loses the through-line
- spotter stands there like furniture
- Bat arrives as a crash instead of a shape
- pair chops the motion into panic pieces
Spotting note
Spot the through-pass.
The Panda Drop is the spicy doorway.
Protect the flyer’s shoulders, head and exit path.
Field notes
Buddha does not roll because he is careless.
Buddha rolls because he has no resistance.
You, however, have hamstrings, fear and YouTube history.
Move accordingly.
Sources / attribution
Reference links
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